Once a fellow who helped me get a car fixed observed how I went into a store, got just the part we needed & headed out, before him (the mechanic).

He said, "Man, you have problems." I'm ADD, but -you- have problems. What are you?

I said, "I'm M E R T."

He looked at me funny, "Huh, what's that, I never heard of that."

I said, "Yeah, Hi, I'm M E R T. Mert is my name."
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I've got a "NAMI Mommy" - my family has sort of kept the NAMI branch in my hometown going, started other branches, & sought to reform the AR-NAMI offices. But my mother would never let me live as a person who is "mentally ill." I have a bad history (bipolar). But a blessed future (golden road).

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What do you think of all the global warming?

Polar Bears in the far north may go extinct because of a decrease in ice floes. So, perhaps they should start a colony on the South Pole to "preserve a species." But the neatly dressed little penguins down there would find it a bit more messy for their emperial suit & tie affair.

Do you know why?

The polar bears would no longer be known as Polar Bears, but Bi-Polar bears!!!

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The other day a guy was glad that all the formality at work was gone (Karaoke Night).

I asked him, you know you call Jello when it loses all its form?

Hmmm.

Answer: Red Kool-Aid.

Sounds like Jimmy Jones, eh?
They have those stores around here. Make lots of money & they sell the dreaded coke.
But excellent sandwiches.
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Oh, & do you know what Happy the KJ (Karaoke Jockey) said whenever someone asked how he
was doing?

Karaoke Dokey, mighty fine.